...Imagine those poor snorkelfish.
Your $.40 a day could help bring hope into the lives of one of these innocent
fishies. You would never turn down your child a meal. Why let these poor
aquatic children do without for weeks on end?
...Those poor poor snorkelfish.
How many times have you heard THAT one??!!!
--Kingfisher_X4
No, you're not reading this wrong. You have reached The Snorkeltank, your
EXCLUSIVE source for online snorkelfish adoptions. What's a snorkelfish,
you ask? Well, a snorkelfish (Pisces snorklus) is a delightful little
fish, cute and cuddly and a wonderful pet. Oh, they also happen to
wear snorkels...
Snorkelfish are an endangered species. In fact, we here at The Snorkeltank
couldn't tell you when a snorkelfish was last sighted in the wild... but
we have plenty of them here, in many subspecies, just waiting for some
kind soul to come along and give them a home! Will you let these poor snorkel-wearing
sea dwellers die unloved?
Snorkelfish aren't very demanding, all they ask is for you to give them
a tiny bit of space on your webspace and display them on your webpage,
along with a link back to The Snorkeltank so that other people can come
and perhaps adopt a snorkelfish of their own. And in return you get
a wonderful, loving snorkelfish to play with and enjoy. Now doesn't that
seem worth it to you?
The Snorkeltank is returning
from a brief absence, as our landlords (*cough, Spaceports*) increased
the rent of our previous site past what we were able to pay. This has disrupted
our records a bit. If you had adopted a snorkelfish before, we are afraid
you will need to re-adopt. We apolgize for any inconvenience.
The SnorkelLog- Recent Species Discoveries
New Species Added 6/19/04
Aurora, Tiger, Purple, Red
Brick, Yellow Brick, Snorkelcatfish
New Species Added 2/6/04
Dead, Smoking, Valentine,
Easter, Halloween, Fall, Hanukkah, Christmas
New Species Added 6/10/03
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy,
Stormy
New Species Added 6/6/03
Camo, Angel, Flaming, Starry,
Convicted, Rainbow, Psychadelic, USA
Original Species on
6/5/03
Classic, Blue, Green, Red,
Yellow, Aqua, Mint Green, Gray, White, Embossed Gold, Embossed Silver,
Evil, Mighty Ducks of Anaheim
Snorkelfish
Adoption Agreement
The
Tank
Snorkelfish
Homes (updated 7/5/04)
Disclaimer: All Snorkelfish
were hand-raised (*cough drawn*) by The Snorkeltank's staff (*cough Aqua
Lion*).
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